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Song Parodies -> "Boris the Spiker (version 2)"
Original Song Title:
"Boris the Spider"
Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"Boris the Spiker (version 2)"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Look who's standing very tall--
Got an arm that's like a maul.
Taller than you by a head;
If his ball hits you, you're dead.
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
You will drop onto the floor;
He hammers as strong as Thor.
Trying to beat him's folly;
Watch out for the next volley!
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
Beastly volley,
Beastly volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley.
Your teammate's rapped by the ball;
Doesn't seem to move at all.
Perhaps he dead, you'd best make sure--
Post-Boris, rarely a cure.
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
Beastly volley,
Beastly volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley.
He's come to a sickly end.
You want Boris for a friend--
You will move to Moscow town,
Join his team. . .not get knocked down.
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
Got an arm that's like a maul.
Taller than you by a head;
If his ball hits you, you're dead.
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
You will drop onto the floor;
He hammers as strong as Thor.
Trying to beat him's folly;
Watch out for the next volley!
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
Beastly volley,
Beastly volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley.
Your teammate's rapped by the ball;
Doesn't seem to move at all.
Perhaps he dead, you'd best make sure--
Post-Boris, rarely a cure.
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
Beastly volley,
Beastly volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley,
Beastly, beastly volley, volley.
He's come to a sickly end.
You want Boris for a friend--
You will move to Moscow town,
Join his team. . .not get knocked down.
Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.
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love the "beastly volley" chorus
Goot vork..thees do not Boris, at all
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