Song Parodies -> "Hell's Scum"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome"

Original Performer:

"Hell's Scum"

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The Lyrics

Song #20 in my mock opera, "Tom D."

Columnist:
Scum in the House,
Leader of Congress-scumball people.
Bums in the House,
They're drinking all night,
Always sleeping.

Bagman, come in,
And Jim Baker.
He's very shady, hell's scum,
Backroom deal-maker.

Scum in the House,
Dicks in the House.

Scum in the House,
Reeking of pus.
Snakes in the House,
They're venomous.

Scum in the House,
Dick's in the House.

Ass, the leader man,
Who's an abomination.
Thinks he speaks for each person,
So dictates to the nation.
Stuck his nose in the hospice
And pandered for one patient.
Won't you please send him home
To his third-world "nation."

Scum in the House,
Leader of Congress-scumball people
Bums in the House
They're drinking all night,
Always sleeping.

Country to ruin--
That's his intention.
Lobbies polish his phallus. . .
Spare no expense.

Hell's scum in the House,
Reeking of pus.
Bums sully the House,
Breaking our trust.
Thugs in the House,
Punks in the House.

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Paul Robinson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

AHHH...double "WHOO-AH-OOH-WHEE"!!!! And I thought you were all over T.D. in the first one I read here this morning...Looks like that was merely a mild warm-up - a "pre-ramble" of things to come. Well, the "PC" in me says "tsk-tsk", but the guy that's been reading and seeing all the sh*t this guy has pulled and is still trying to pull says "Bring it ON", because, really, there is no one around more deserving of a thoroughly parodical thrashing than the Head Rat of the House...you know what's really amazing, though? He might not even be the Most Repulsive Republican among those currently slapping around our rights & sensibilities...probably isn't, he's just the most "in-your-face" of that crowd...but he's likely in for a complete overhaul and come-uppence real soon...hubris probably has blinded him to the fact that as the designated Pit-Bull of the party he will soon be a perfect fall-guy/temporary distraction for the would-be Machivelli’s who really run their show. OH...almost forgot..yeah...5's...

Rick C - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Can't wait to see "Who's Next" in your "Tommy" barbecue....5s

John Barry - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Paul, Rick.

alvin rhodes - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

i can't think of a more worthwhile target...5s

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