Even though he worships Moroni,
He has become obsessed lately with Jewry.
Now he thinks that he is a "lost tribe" boy,
Even though he is clearly a goy.

My sister's hubby is a head case.
He says, "I am of the Hebrew race.
Yeah, my Sephardim ancestors came over here
During Diaspora--back 2K years."

CHORUS:
He's a goy, he's a goy
But the guy won't admit it
He's a goy, he's a goy,
But when I say he is, he'll kibitz.

On this kick frenetically.
If checked out genetically,
He wouldn't show the gene for "oy!"
Simply because he's a goy

CHORUS

I'm not sure how they would see
His theory in Salt Lake City,
But they think Jesus preached to Indian boys--
Now there's a guy who was no goy!

CHORUS

This guy's living in a world of dreams,
Been hooked by some online schemes.
His theories, as clear as mud,
Believes his veins course with Jewish blood.

He's a goy, he's a goy
But the guy won't admit it
He's a goy. . . .