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Song Parodies -> "Groomin’"

Original Song Title:

"Groovin'"

Original Performer:

The Young Rascals

Parody Song Title:

"Groomin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Groomin’ on a mutt-day arfternoon [sic]
’pooin’: gotta get that dander loose

Soon comes shampooin’ and fur that is wetter
than me in a sauna, wearing a sweater.
I raise a lather, and then I start to scrub.

Douchin’ with a firehose will ensue;
poochin’ ain’t something I like to do.

This act is “puttin on the dog” to me;
and he doesn’t like “pawsmetology.”
I think I found fleas feasting on his feet—yuck!

Groomin’, and my mutt has got the blues;
squeaky is wet floor beneath my shoes…
eau, eau, eau eau.

I took a smutty mutt that day
and made out of him a poodle parfait.
But then he runs out in the mud to play.
Rife now with dreck is he;
pooch is cleaned fecklessly…

doomin’
groomin’.








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Jonathan - December 02, 2021 - Report this comment
Paws-atively groovy! 5s
CML - December 03, 2021 - Report this comment
When I saw the title, I thought this was gonna be a tribute to the Lincoln Project

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