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Song Parodies -> "Ruthin’"

Original Song Title:

"Groovin'"

Original Performer:

The Young Rascals

Parody Song Title:

"Ruthin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ruthin’, what ball players want to do,
hittin’ seasonal home runs, a slew.
Only a few players have done it better,
though two of them were cheating altogether,
meaning the record wasn’t really beat, because of
juicin’…the days of the steroids crew,
boostin’ muscle mass with pharmaceu’.

Roger Maris was first to beat 60,
put 61 in record books did he,
but then by 2 Aaron Judge had him beat; the juicers
can’t be counted, ’cause they’d shoot
steroids, basically forbidden fruit.
Poke, poke, poke, poke.

Yeah, those two did not engage in fair play;
their cheating helped send the balls far away.
Records were not really broken this way.
Hits that they sent to the stands, boosted by strength cheats.

Ruthin’ done legitimately two
times by dudes not shooting up juice.
Pokes! No, no,no.

Juicin’ numbers just junk

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