Song Parodies -> "I'm Not There"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

"I'm Not There"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

So no one told you about me?
They say I died
And now I've come back to haunt you
I'm not satisfied

Now I'm opaque and light and airy
Where is my nose, why should you care
Please don't bother trying to see me
I'm not there...oh oh oh

Well I can move so undetected now
I moved your slippers, I'm gonna move your chair
This ghostly thing is cool
Your eyes are filled with fright
And I'm not there....

Nobody told you about me?
They say I'm through
But there's more freedom in ghost world
Than I ever knew

Well I might seem a little scary
I moved your slippers, your cup and your chair
Please don't bother trying to see me
I'm not there...

Well let me tell you about the other side
I get to fly and I don't wear no underwear
This ghostly thing is cool
Your eyes are filled with fright
But I'm not there

Solo

Well I might seem a little scary
Where is my nose now, why should you care
Please don't bother trying to see me
I'm not there...

Well let me tell you about my brand new life
I've got no worries, I don't have any cares
I do just what I want
I loaf around alot
Now I'm not there

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Adagio - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but a good, scary read.

Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Ironic that Zen masters train for years and years to achieve the state of " I'm not there ". Weird and slick parody, Royce. 5's

Royce Miller - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny-Thanks. I'll take it easy on movin' your stuff around.

Meriadoc - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

'Opaque and light and airy'! Great line! :-D

alvin rhodes - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

eerie and fun....i'm givin' ya 5s

Billy Florio - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Music starts playing as Billy plays with pottery: "Oh, my darling, my darlin, I long to have your touch, my dear, I want..blah blah blah blah"..ok, so I dont know the lyrics, but great job

Tim Hall - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job!

Peregrin - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

V good Royce!

Paul Robinson - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Royce, I'm having a vision...you wrote a phantom-tastic parody...Yes, I AM there now...oh...now there's some lettering or something now faintly visible...ahh...they're becoming clearer now...Wait, not letter, they're NUMBERS...5 - 5 - 5...what could that possibly mean? Hmmm...I'll consult my magic 8-ball about this when I get it back from the repair shop. If I had it now I would know when that would be...

Guy - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

You write as if you've seen a ghost. Well done.

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