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Song Parodies -> "Claude Is The Funniest"
Original Song Title:
"One"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Three Dog Night
Parody Song Title:
"Claude Is The Funniest"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Warning: The following parody contains references to an author on this
website, his oeuvre, his degree of funniness, and his Muppet
roommate. If you are made at all uncomfortable by the thought that
somebody, even you, might read this parody and feel excluded, please
stop reading now. However, if you are of sound mind and are curious
about one of the greatest authors on this website, by all means
proceed. (This disclaimer is for educational purposes only and should
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website, his oeuvre, his degree of funniness, and his Muppet
roommate. If you are made at all uncomfortable by the thought that
somebody, even you, might read this parody and feel excluded, please
stop reading now. However, if you are of sound mind and are curious
about one of the greatest authors on this website, by all means
proceed. (This disclaimer is for educational purposes only and should
not be construed as a solicitation of funds).
Claude is the zaniest author
You could ever know--
Few
Could be as rad as Claude
His conceptual parodies are never flaw-
Awed
Gro-ver's the furriest roomie
Prez has ever known--
Yes, he's the furriest roomie
And his fur has grown
And Claude's still the funniest author
Check his averages--
Claude is the loopiest author
Aren't yours worse than his?
That song about missin' mass
Was his awesomest--
So I'll take my time,
Create this rhyme
4 Claude 4 Prez......
CLAUDE is the nuttiest
CLAUDE is the kookiest
CLAUDE 4 PREZ is the funniest parodist
He's ever-new!
CLAUDE is the craziest
CLAUDE is the wackiest
I say CLAUDE is the funniest parodist,
A clever dude!
When he gets into religion
You can sure expect
He'll make loads of sense
Your Reverence,
I genuflect!
CLAUDE 4
PREZ is intelligent
CLAUDE 4
PREZ, also relevant
CLAUDE 4
PREZ is the wickedest parodist
He's ever-new!
His acronym's a reductionism
Piece of cake:
C4
P is the wittiest
C4
P's not the sh*ttiest
C4P is the most entertaining author:
Clever dude!
It's like a roomful of monkeys
Here on AmiRight
I shall vote no one's
And wish him tons
Of four's and five's......
Claude's intellectual
Claude's Internexual
Claude 4 Prez is the funniest parodist
He's ever-new!
I say, CLAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAUDE...........
You could ever know--
Few
Could be as rad as Claude
His conceptual parodies are never flaw-
Awed
Gro-ver's the furriest roomie
Prez has ever known--
Yes, he's the furriest roomie
And his fur has grown
And Claude's still the funniest author
Check his averages--
Claude is the loopiest author
Aren't yours worse than his?
That song about missin' mass
Was his awesomest--
So I'll take my time,
Create this rhyme
4 Claude 4 Prez......
CLAUDE is the nuttiest
CLAUDE is the kookiest
CLAUDE 4 PREZ is the funniest parodist
He's ever-new!
CLAUDE is the craziest
CLAUDE is the wackiest
I say CLAUDE is the funniest parodist,
A clever dude!
When he gets into religion
You can sure expect
He'll make loads of sense
Your Reverence,
I genuflect!
CLAUDE 4
PREZ is intelligent
CLAUDE 4
PREZ, also relevant
CLAUDE 4
PREZ is the wickedest parodist
He's ever-new!
His acronym's a reductionism
Piece of cake:
C4
P is the wittiest
C4
P's not the sh*ttiest
C4P is the most entertaining author:
Clever dude!
It's like a roomful of monkeys
Here on AmiRight
I shall vote no one's
And wish him tons
Of four's and five's......
Claude's intellectual
Claude's Internexual
Claude 4 Prez is the funniest parodist
He's ever-new!
I say, CLAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAUDE...........
©Bob Gomez 2004 You had to see this one coming, dude.
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| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
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Great GREAT job! 555!
*hums tune* 5 is the funniest number that I gave this song
A song about a brilliant author by a brilliant author... gotta love it. :)
And few could be as Claude as RAD......heh heh.
Bob - clever & funny.
I'm uncomfortable with this parody. I feel excluded. I don't get it. Who is Grover?
Excellent parody about an excellent parodist!
WOW. Thanks Bob. You're not the sh*ttiest either. hmmmm....
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