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Song Parodies -> "I Wrecked My Heart With Spam and Crisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Wrecked My Heart With Spam and Crisco"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

I haven't been around much lately. I apologize but, I had a hard drive crash. I lost about 30 half-finished parodies, as well as the master recordings to every parody I've ever recorded. It put me in a funk for a while but, hey, whaddya gonna do?
Those pastries made in Paris
Just somehow come my way
I'll take some of them home
To eat another day
I don't share, I eat alone
Ate a lot and this man fattened
I'm growing some. It's a pity, what I weigh

I wrecked my heart with Spam and Crisco
I eat my fill, food calls to me
I love those little dessert carts
Eat half the cakes and tarts
Each morning, dogs with chili, yeah,
Snarf my share

My large waist's there from Spam and Crisco
Above the shoes, I'll never see
I am a home for you, Spam and Crisco
Food golden fried is fine with me

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AFW - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Rick....sorry to hear about your bad crash..This one's fat and funny...five up
John Barry - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. 5s
Paul Robinson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - OUCH! Sorry about your PC...this one's phat & phunny...5's ~ ~ ~ You know, I keep tempting fate by not backing up all my stuff...I think reading your tale of woe may finally get me off my keister and down to one of the PC stores to pick up and External Hard Drive so I can save my stuff without going through a whole bunch of garbage...OH...I haven't been around much lately either...first time in about a week, I think...
Arwen - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee! I'm laughing at the parody, not at your misfortune...which, after much therapy, is a step in the right direction for me.
stuart mcarthur - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
you're obviously not getting enough fat in your diet, Rick - you've just gotta train that heart of yours - 555
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry about your misfortune....great job on this ...5s
Adagio - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Aww! Lost parodies and songs...I would be in a funk too. This parody is pretty fatty...er..funny. 5's
Kristof Robertson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
If I'm honest, Rick, the parody would've had to be nigh on perfect to live up to the killer title....not quite there, but still worthy of 5s
Rex - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmmmmm.... deep fried Spam. Good one!
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you're back, sorry about your hard drive. DKTOS here again but a title I suggested on Matthias' parody that would work here as well, up for the grabs: "I filled my drive with stolen porno"
Agrimorfee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Phoenix rose up from the ashes, and so have you with this parody--if nothing else, title of the month should be awarded to it. 555
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good one, Rick. I hope things go better for you in the future...
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
;-) 555
Chuck A. Spear - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is phat! The title alone makes it worth three 5's! Sorry to hear about your crash...but you know the old saying: You gotta get right back on that mouse!
John Jenkins - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Deliciously constructed. Very good job of rhyming parody words (fattened, pity, etc) to OS words.
Phil Alexander - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You and me both, Rick - in my case, I had my three main PCs die within a week, two of which had terminal hard disk failure. But (this might be the definition of "expert"), I had a backup of all my parodies and stuff. I ended up cannibalizing one of the PCs for bits, and have now got two back online (and running much more sweetly with a newly-installed Windows)... And on the music front, I've just bought a second-hand eMagic a6.2m USB soundbox, so I should be able to get some decent recordings up soon :-D
Anyway, I wish I could remember the OS (and I knew what Crisco is.. but I can guess, I guess), but it's kind of fun, anyway.
Rick C - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, AFW, JAB, Paul, Arwen, Stu, Alvin, Adagio, Kristof, Rex, Red Ant, MrMac, Lucid, ChuckA, John and Philbo. Phil, Crisco is a brand of shortening used in baking. Glad you were able to salvage some of your stuff. In the past, I've been able to do that by setting up the damaged hard drive as a slave but, not this time. The read/write heads are fried. From now on, I am using a slave drive as a backup disk and, any recent changes to song recordings or parodies are saved to it, instead of the master drive where the OS resides.

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