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Song Parodies -> "I Have Each Part, But Where Does This Go"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Each Part, But Where Does This Go"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Some assembly required,
Connect and turn a screw
I've been around the block,
I know a thing or two
My IQ's one thirty-three
Not a genius, in betweenius,
A simple thing,
I'm sure that I can do..

I have each part,
But where does this go?
Seems like it might be quite a chore
Stick A in B, attach to C
But A don't go so easily
Read those instructions one more time,
Walls I climb..

Against the chair, I let my fist go
I'm goin' nuts, or just about..
If that fits right in here,
Where does this go?
I think I'll throw the damned thing out

I'm gonna' throw the damned thing out..



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alvin - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day though i thought it was gonna be about something else
Red Ant - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Rule of thumb: if you have parts left over and whatever you were building works, they weren't necessary in the first place... except valve stem keepers (oops!). "in betweenius", lol. 5s
2Eagle - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You didn't have any trouble putting together this parody, did you?
AFW - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Red Ant..and 2Eagle
Rex - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this!
TJC - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Another pro parody! Tony oughtta be payin' you for this one!
AFW - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rex, TJC
John Jenkins - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent substitutions.
Meriadoc - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't know the OS, but I loved the concept! :-)
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
one of the funniest title ideas I've seen AFW - pity the OS is too short for you to really go to town - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Stu, AFW....I wanted more of this. Great title, funny idea, fine execution. 555
AFW - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Meri, stuart, and Kristof..yeah, it is short..guess I could've done two choruses..

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