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Song Parodies -> "He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen"
Original Song Title:
"Dear Mr. Fantasy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Traffic
Parody Song Title:
"He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He's Mr. fan-dance queen; plays liked he's pooned.
Cross-dressing make him so happy.
He's got a thing; wishes that he were wombed,
But his schlong is the part
Makes him pappy.
So just for fun, he's attired as a lass,
Eschewing pants, fanny-fanned, his rear.
For his next dance, straight man opines on hairy gams :
"He shouldn't be showin' legs not sheared."
Cross-dressing make him so happy.
He's got a thing; wishes that he were wombed,
But his schlong is the part
Makes him pappy.
So just for fun, he's attired as a lass,
Eschewing pants, fanny-fanned, his rear.
For his next dance, straight man opines on hairy gams :
"He shouldn't be showin' legs not sheared."
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disturbing imagery, to be sure...5s
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