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Song Parodies -> "White Noise/Light Sleep"

Original Song Title:

"White Light/White Heat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Velvet Underground

Parody Song Title:

"White Noise/Light Sleep"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

White noise, white noise: something that I’m gonna try.
White noise is something I’ll try while in my bed I lie.
Light sleep, damn light sleep is what I’ve been gettin’, and so:
white light might just cure me of the light sleep that I know. Try it.

Try white noise
to remedy the light-sleep situation that I’m in.
Try white noise;
play at night, past daylight and pray that its’s gonna make me sleep alright.
Try white noise
to kill aural drama, put it in retreat.
Hope white noise
will be the true solution to Morpheus’s defeat.

White noise, white noise might help me sleep to gain.
White noise, white noise, send sonic signals to my brain
Light sleep, damn light sleep is what I’ve been gettin’, and so:
white light might just cure me of the light sleep—make it go!

White noise, run white noise when I have close my eyes.
White noise I hope will help me win the sleeping prize.
Light sleep, damn light sleep is what I’ve been gettin’, and so:
white noise might just cure me of the light sleep, make it go. Will it work?

Will white noise
sufficiently soothe me?
Try white noise—
hope that I’ll be deeply in sleep,
and I’ll wake up fresh, ready to face a new week.
Try white noise.
Slumber, saw lumber, loose lumbar, recumbent, somnolence comin’.
Try white noise.
Sleep will come. Sheep? ain’t none. Ain’t counted numbers as the flock is jumpin’.

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