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Song Parodies -> "Gorge"

Original Song Title:

"More"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vic Damone

Parody Song Title:

"Gorge"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gorge on a great big lunch of a T-bone—
this is a lunch for which I won’t atone.
Gorge not on simple fare; I like parfait;
I only live for lunch like gorged soufflé.

Gorge is all that I know;
I partake of jelly rolls.
My life turns on vittles feeding,
table-leading. Manners? Breeding?!

Long are my lunch breaks—
such a long, long time.
I’m far beyond basic glutinous crime.

I know I’ll often go and for’ge
for a great big bowl of porr’dge
I can shovel down my gorge.

I know I’ll often go and for’ge
in locations of food stor’ge.
But I’ll draw the line at bor’ge.

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Meriadoc - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Love the apostrophes.
John Barry - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment
T'anks.

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