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Song Parodies -> "I Squeal, ‘Mitty!’"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Squeal, ‘Mitty!’"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I squeal, “Mitty,
Go, go Mitty!
It’s a pity
Mitty’s Stepford Lite.
He ain’t witty
And he is ever so uptight.
But he’s charming—
Well, no, charming
Ain’t his karm’ing; his “charming” ain’t real,
But he’s pretty
In the sense of his Ken doll appeal.
See that Mitty’s girl is his solo dear—
But, ancestral polygamy.
What is Mitty’s place
In polity mess,
Dull is Mitty’s style,
What will Mitty be?
He feels running’s
His old man’s thing,
So he’s gunning for mansion—first buoyed
Then in funk
Stung by knitty-vest God’s-law boy.
Go, go Mitty!
It’s a pity
Mitty’s Stepford Lite.
He ain’t witty
And he is ever so uptight.
But he’s charming—
Well, no, charming
Ain’t his karm’ing; his “charming” ain’t real,
But he’s pretty
In the sense of his Ken doll appeal.
See that Mitty’s girl is his solo dear—
But, ancestral polygamy.
What is Mitty’s place
In polity mess,
Dull is Mitty’s style,
What will Mitty be?
He feels running’s
His old man’s thing,
So he’s gunning for mansion—first buoyed
Then in funk
Stung by knitty-vest God’s-law boy.
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I'll bet you $10,000 that Mitt won't like this. But I did.
This is a riot, please send it to his Campagne-Manager, Sir ! !
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