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Song Parodies -> "My Meal’s Kitty"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"My Meal’s Kitty"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My meal’s kitty,
roadkill kitty—
a bit gritty
but it tastes alright.
It’s a pity
that posthumous possum’s not in sight.
I’ll be warming
it next morning
as it’s forming my meow-meow-mix meal.
Perhaps kitty
before it bit the dust gave a squeal.
Ere the kitty’s vittles, must remove hair—
won’t use a depilatory:
that’s for my gal’s face,
which looks like a nest
that’s been made in style
in aviary.
I start shunting
off that damn skin,
which I’m punting
like a football boy
where the rub-
ish is icky but prompts roach joy.
roadkill kitty—
a bit gritty
but it tastes alright.
It’s a pity
that posthumous possum’s not in sight.
I’ll be warming
it next morning
as it’s forming my meow-meow-mix meal.
Perhaps kitty
before it bit the dust gave a squeal.
Ere the kitty’s vittles, must remove hair—
won’t use a depilatory:
that’s for my gal’s face,
which looks like a nest
that’s been made in style
in aviary.
I start shunting
off that damn skin,
which I’m punting
like a football boy
where the rub-
ish is icky but prompts roach joy.
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JAB - Wonderfully sick. By some chance, have you ever heard Twisted Radio Bob Rivers's Harry Chapin parody The Cat's In The Kettle? ;D
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