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Song Parodies -> "Can’t Feel Kitty?"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Can’t Feel Kitty?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Can’t feel kitty
on which sit thee?
Fur-fluffed kitty
been in a cat fight?
Oh, it’s slitty,
and it’s sure hirsute, more than a mite.

It’s not charming,
looks like farming
fur that’s swarming with fertilized zeal.
Needs a rip spree;
a wax job would give it more appeal.

It ain’t kitty you’ve sat on, with long hair;
it’s not a cat but a pussy
that's been on my face;
I gave it a fress
once for quite a while,
then you dental’d me.

There are cunning
runts who’re dancing.
then, girls running. . .
this stance I employ:
“cunning runts”—
Spoonerism’s fun to deploy.

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Old Man Ribber - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB - (Trying unsuccessfully to blush) I would say that you undoubtedly were born with a silver spoonerism in your mouth. I had a middle school colleague who had an unfortunate attack when we was teaching Mark Twain. I guarantee his students will NEVER forget Huck Finn. ;D
Al Silver - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Take a day off, gargle vigorously with Listerine, lay off the curly dental floss, and eat a nourishing meal. When you return, you'll be c--k o' the walk again.
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB, sorry for so late, PC is crapping out, but 555! I'll have to play catch-up with your rest on someone else's PC when I can. I apologize b/c I love your works :)

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