The Lyrics
Bush (spoken): Y'all see them Democrats out there? They think I'm just a big ol' dummy. So that's what I give'em! Somethin' to believe in.
Howard Dean: (spoken) Yaaaaagh!
Bush: (spoken) You talkin' to me, Mr. Dean?
Howard Dean: (spoken) Yeah! I got a score to settle with you, you fascist!
Bush:
Deeeear Mr. Howard Deany,
Please, you don't have to SHOUT,
You're really such a meanie
For chewing all us out!
You called us white and Christian,
Saying that was your vice!
Deany, you can't
Forget Condi Rice!
Dean:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
Your kind know it well,
If you want to get your point across,
You might have to yell!
Your administration
Calls us small and weak,
So I must project when I speak!
Bush's Republican Cronies:
You're a freak!
You're a freak! You're a freak!
You're a freak, freak, freak!
You're a crazy, uncontrolled big freak!
Bush: (spoken) Yeah, yeah, sure.
Dean: (spoken) And the Democrats in the Senate are angry too!
Bush: (spoken) Oh come on! What's the worst they can do?
Bush:
Deeeear Minority Durbin,
I'd like to make it clear,
I find it most disturbin'
That you're still even here!
When you're talkin' bout Nazis,
Don't compare them to us!
Really, it just
Kicks up quite a fuss!
Durbin:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
I had to get tough,
Cause torturing Iraqis
Isn't everyday stuff!
But when I talked Lincoln,
It got misconstrued...
Now I've got problems with the Jews!
Bush's Republican Cronies:
With the Jews!
With the Jews! With the Jews!
With the Jews, Jews, Jews!
Oy vey, you've got problems with the Jews!
Bush: (spoken) Huh, you'd think them Jews would like you lib'ral types!
Durbin: (spoken) Well, George, your real problem is that you don't connect with the people!
Bush: (spoken) Well, bring em to me!
Bush:
Deeeear Mrs. Cindy Sheehan,
You put me in a rut,
I don't want to be me-han,
But you're really a nut!
You came right down to Crawford
Just cause you wanted peace!
You almost made
Me cry out, "For Lease!"
Cindy:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
You know this is true,
If Jen & Barb got blown up
Then you'd be upset too!
You have to admit this,
Don't take it in stride...
You don't know anyone who died!
Bush's Republican Cronies:
Your kid died!
Your kid died! Your kid died!
Your kid died, died, died!
Your kid nobly, honorably died!
Cindy: (spoken) There's still one more person who you have to talk to, George!
Bush: (spoken) Hmmm, who could it...oh no, not YOU again!
Bush:
Deeeear Mr. Johnny Kerry,
How'd you get in the door?
It's really sort of scary
That you survived 04!
And every time I screw up,
You're so quick to retort!
Jesus, no one
Enjoys a poor sport!
Kerry:
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
Yes, you like to flout,
But I'm still in the Senate
So I'm not down and out!
Your latest endeavors
Have great human cost,
I must report them!
Bush:
But you lost!
Bush's Republican Cronies:
Yes, he lost!
Yes, he lost! Yes, he lost!
Yes, he lost, lost, lost!
Yes he completely, totally lost!
Cindy:
Our young GI's he's killing!
Durbin:
He's stifling women's rights!
Kerry:
Expensive oil he's shilling!
Dean:
It gives us sleepless nights!
Durbin:
Supreme Court's in a muddle!
Kerry:
Our standards he has breached!
All:
BUSHY, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE IMPEACHED!
Gee, George Dubya Bushy,
We have to concur,
That no one wants a president that says "nukeyaler!"
Your ratings are slipping,
Your good days are past...
Let's get him, Democrats!
Kick Ass!