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Song Parodies -> "Habem Pap’"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Jack"
Original Performer:
Who
Parody Song Title:
"Habem Pap’"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
“Habem Pap’” signaled smoke from the Vatican.
They’d chosen a man from the Southern strand.
The choirs soon would sing, perhaps a Kyrie,
’cause they had a new head with the name of Frankie.
Some kids had been hurt bad,
but tried, tried, tried
was no priest; the past Dads
just lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
No, they didn’t stop, Pap’s, all the prelates shagging
but did all to prevent news with orders gagging.
No, they didn’t stop, Pap’s, all the prelates banging
and they didn’t prevent them from on kids ganging.
Some kids had been hurt bad,
denied-nied-nied.
The scandal of banged lads
they’d hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
Will he try, the new Pop, to stop the lad-shagging
or just press on with SOP and the gagging?
They’d chosen a man from the Southern strand.
The choirs soon would sing, perhaps a Kyrie,
’cause they had a new head with the name of Frankie.
Some kids had been hurt bad,
but tried, tried, tried
was no priest; the past Dads
just lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
No, they didn’t stop, Pap’s, all the prelates shagging
but did all to prevent news with orders gagging.
No, they didn’t stop, Pap’s, all the prelates banging
and they didn’t prevent them from on kids ganging.
Some kids had been hurt bad,
denied-nied-nied.
The scandal of banged lads
they’d hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
Will he try, the new Pop, to stop the lad-shagging
or just press on with SOP and the gagging?
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