-> "Just a Dutiful Norman"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"It's a Beautiful Mornin'"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Just a Dutiful Norman"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			It's a dutiful Norman. "Maaa!!"
He's gotta go and slice awhile.
Naughty child,
As kid, wasn't weaned. . .lech-pair boy.
Crazy loon, he's gonna backslide,
Get dressed to the nines and sharpen his tines.
But he'll shun the makeup,
While planning Mother's brand-new slay.
He ain't gay. . .
Just a dutiful Norman. "Maaa!!"
This nerd don't know that shivvin's wrong,
So wrong.
And so he's off to filet now.
Wears dame's duds. . .looks smashing in gown,
The hemline hanging down, a little close to ground.
"You just ain't no good," his Mother whines,
And that kills his pride;
Mom he'll hide. . .cellar, dried. . .filled her hide.
Dude filled ma. . .sawdust, straw.
He likes to go in that room with a shower
Where dames undress; his madness starts to flower.
He's as she; the other she starts screamin'.
More of gore outplays as he slays; then she lays
Thataways, dead dame. Nerd-dame off sashays,
"Maaa!!!" Son lays dead dame sideways, cleans. 
Strays back into mania when a dude,
Arbogast, arrives to ask, "Have you
Of miss Crane had a view. Norm eschews
Any news. Then he slew dick and threw 
Him in slough. "Maaaaa!!"
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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