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Song Parodies -> "Sign Did Increase One"

Original Song Title:

"Time Of The Season"

Original Performer:

Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"Sign Did Increase One"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Seems sun-signs did increase one
And re-aligned
Thirteen signs mak-in’ me uneasy
A bit contrived? When’d list expand?
A fake one’s now my Sun. Ecliptic band
Has slipped and come undone
‘Twas my sign; now it’s leavin’; I’m sobbing...

When’d they change? (Rearrange?)
Zodiacy? (It’s too wacky!)
(Who this..) Oph-i-u-chus be?
It’s mistaken (I’m so shaken!) Extra sign (It’s a crime)
(Oh no!) So-so, this thought makes me misgive
Give me back my lowly centaur-man
The one who holds that bow
Stole my sign - left me seething, veins throbbing...

(dancing planets)

Pick-up line: (What’s your sign?)
It ain’t static (It’s erratic!)
(I’ll bitch!) Astro-travesty!
It’s a fake-un (a half bak-un) Angry, I’m (crappy rhyme!)
(Oh ho!) As-tro log-y impediment
Cel-es-ti-al hoaxy can’t deny
Why’s commonsense forgoed?
Took my sign; it’s displeasin’. They robbed me

(planets dancing retrograde)

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Patrick - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment
The crawl at the bottom of the local news has been reporting that the horoscope crowd is upset about something. I haven't followed up on it yet, but I think your song has something to do with the controversy. Have the stars realigned? Have the astrologers created a new product?
Old Man Ribber - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Most Excellent Hobbits - Fine and topical parody! This actually has been coming for some time. I remember reading in the 1970's that there were possibly TWO signs which merited inclusion in the Zodiac - not just Ophiuchus (The Serpent Bearer) but also Cetus (The Whale). Much confusion, but I've traded up...my sign is now twins rather than a fatal disease! ;D

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