Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part LI-Thank You For The Uzi's."

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For The Music."

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Original Performer:

"Songs Of Croft Part LI-Thank You For The Uzi's."

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The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies written about the Tomb Raider series of games.Abba...another childhood favourite, this time played by my father. :)

I'm famous and special, in fact I love to explore,
If I tell my tale, you've probably heard it before,
But I have a weapon, a wonderful thing,
'Cause everyone runs when I shoot the thing,
I'm so grateful and proud,
All I want is to sing it out loud.

So I say
Thank you for the Uzi's, the guns I'm shooting,
Thanks for all the tombs I'm looting,
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
What would survival be?
Without a gun what a chance have we?
So I say thank you for the Uzi's,
For finding them for me.

Mother says I was adventurous before I could walk,
She says I began to explore long before I could talk,
And I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can rouse the soul,
Like adventure can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan.

So I say
Thank you for the Uzi's, the guns I'm shooting,
Thanks for all the tombs I'm looting,
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
What would survival be?
Without a gun what a chance have we?
So I say thank you for the Uzi's,
For finding them for me.

I've been so lucky, I am the girl with brown hair,
I wanna sing it out to everybody,
What a weapon, what a shot, what a chance!

So I say
Thank you for the Uzi's, the guns I'm shooting,
Thanks for all the tombs I'm looting,
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
What would survival be?
Without a gun what a chance have we?
So I say thank you for the Uzi's,
For finding them for me.

By
Ocean-Sirius.

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't think I've ever voted 445 before and it might seem quite illogical but the 5 for overall is because this parody is part of such a large structure. For most of your other songs I DKTOS (Don't Know The Original Song) so I'm not voting and I think that it would have been a smarter mover on your front to post them one by one, one per day, because you would have gotten more backlog checking at the end of the series that way, now they will all be off the front page in one or possibly two days. As for docking a point on pacing it's because you've cut some corners by replacing "golden" with "brown" and the like and we only let the veterans get away with that (just kidding, welcome aboard).

Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

I, however, am voting for each of your songs individually, but it's much the same with me there are a few songs even I don't know! You'd get an easy 5 for effort, but everywhere else, I'm afraid, is nothing special

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