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Song Parodies -> "Welfare Queen"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Abba
Parody Song Title:
"Welfare Queen"
Parody Written by:
Snob-A (aka Tony Scarlata)
The Lyrics
Just making fun of social attitudes about the poor, not the poor themselves.
You can moan, you can cry, conniving all of your life.
See that bitch, she's so mean, dig in the welfare queen.
Monday morning and your cash is low,
Don't want a job and you need to know
The people to plead with, the proof to bring
To get your assistance thing.
Any amount will let you buy
Plenty of dope to get you high.
The boyfriend's in the basement, doing a line.
Is it Doug or Lance?
And when you get the chance
You are the welfare queen, had 4 children by seventeen.
Welfare queen, you screwed the system by 8:15.
You can moan, you can cry, conniving all of your life.
See that bitch, she's so mean, dig in the welfare queen.
You tried real work and forget the con
But your brain's like a backed up john.
Need to stop moving, watch some soaps
Hock a book of stamps.
And when you get the chance
You are the welfare queen, had 4 children by seventeen.
Welfare queen, you screwed the system by 8:15.
You can moan, you can cry, conniving all of your life.
See that bitch, she's so mean, dig in the welfare queen
See that bitch, she's so mean, dig in the welfare queen.
Monday morning and your cash is low,
Don't want a job and you need to know
The people to plead with, the proof to bring
To get your assistance thing.
Any amount will let you buy
Plenty of dope to get you high.
The boyfriend's in the basement, doing a line.
Is it Doug or Lance?
And when you get the chance
You are the welfare queen, had 4 children by seventeen.
Welfare queen, you screwed the system by 8:15.
You can moan, you can cry, conniving all of your life.
See that bitch, she's so mean, dig in the welfare queen.
You tried real work and forget the con
But your brain's like a backed up john.
Need to stop moving, watch some soaps
Hock a book of stamps.
And when you get the chance
You are the welfare queen, had 4 children by seventeen.
Welfare queen, you screwed the system by 8:15.
You can moan, you can cry, conniving all of your life.
See that bitch, she's so mean, dig in the welfare queen
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I'm definitely diggin' the welfare queen! Funniest line-"brain's like a backed up john." 555
Being from a country which is considered a welfare state I can say social security is intended to be a safety net, not a hammock. I have been myself one year unemployed (and decent social services saved my butt), but abusing the societal means which are intended to prevent catastrophe is something which goes beyond my comprehension. What else can you think about a single mom who has seven brats to three different blokes at 30? Anyway, fivers. Here in Finland we have this thing called Reilu Meininki...
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