Song Parodies -> "Hannity"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Hannity"

Parody Written by:

Sakura

The Lyrics

Yes, I am a liberal, and yes, I dislike Sean Hannity. There isn't a damn thing you can do about it, so don't bother insulting my politics. Focus on the song.

"Hannity"
To tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA

My, my - at Hannity did Baldwin bitch and whimper
Oh, yeah - and I've received his punditry in quite a similar way
His vitriol on the TV
Is making a lib out of me

CHORUS:
Hannity
I can't believe you support the war
Hannity
Or that you don't believe in Al Gore
Hannity
Couldn't shut up if you wanted to
Hannity
You're making all of us sick of you
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Hannity
I have to question your sanity

My, my - your blind faith in George Bush is quite appalling
Oh, yeah - you'd vote for him if he got head from interns in the White House
And if we went under assault
You'd tell us it's all Clinton's fault

CHORUS:
Hannity
You can't accept that some men are gay
Hannity
Somehow, you keep backing Tom DeLay
Hannity
Couldn't shut up if you wanted to
Hannity
You're making all of us sick of you
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Hannity
I have to question your sanity

Your statements cannot be excused
Since all of them come from Fox News

CHORUS:
Hannity
I bet you'd like women back at home
Hannity
No equal time for your friend named Colmes
Hannity
Couldn't shut up if you wanted to
Hannity
You're making all of us sick of you
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Hannity
I have to question your sanity

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MasonR - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment

One minor pacing hiccup, but since the version I'm most familiar with is in the original Sweedish (long story) I won't dock ya. Otherwise very funny, lots of good lines here about Hannity insanity.

Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment

If I had to choose between Hannity and ABBA... Well, ABBA has sickened me for 30 years, Hannity only for 10 or so... I'd like to see Hannity live in ABBA's native Sweden for a month. He'd see socialism works!

John Barry - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Your parody is entertaining. And Hannity, like Limbaugh, et al., is merely an entertainer for those of a reactionary bent. Not mean to be taken seriously.

BulldozerBegins - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Song sounds fairly secure. As for the politics, yes and no. It's not so much Rush himself as the rare, non-fight-picking, actually-smart callers that don't spew venom yet don't kiss up to the host and actually educate both the host and the rest, that keep Rush's show worthwhile. (This isn't the place to state specific examples, but I can think of at least one good one.) Hannity is another story. Unlike Rush, Hannity seems to have lost the "Socratean Touch." And I'll admit, Colmes does get beat up way too often, even when he's not that far off base. But more power to him if he doesn't mind being a pinata. I prefer Michael Savage's style over both of the above, not that it matters because most think he's completely crazy.

Sakura - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment

You like Savage? My goodness.

Anthony Ant - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent song I would love to hear recorded version of it.

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