I’ve been farted on you since I don’t know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don’t know how but I suddenly lose control
There’s a fire within my butt hole
Just one fart and I can hear a bell ring
One more fart and I kill everything, o-o-o-oh

Diarrhea , here I go again
My my, how can I prevent you?
Diarrhea, does it show again?
My my, just how much I missed the toliet
Yes, I’ve been big time farted
brown since the day i farted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I need some bean-o.

I’ve been constipated about the things that I do
I can’t count all the times that I’ve went do do
And when you go, when you slam the toilet lid
I think you know that you won’t be away too long
You know that I’m not that strong.
Just one fart and I can hear a bell ring
One more fart and I kill everything, o-o-o-oh

Diarrhea, here I go again
My my, how can I prevent you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I’ve missed you
Yes, I’ve been totally farted
Brown since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Diarrhea, even if I say
Bye bye, leave me now for ever
Diarrhea, it’s a game we play
Do do doesn’t mean forever

Diarrhea, here I go again
Diarrhea, how can I resent you?
Diarrhea, does it show again?
My my, just how much I’ve missed you
Yes, I’ve been brokenhearted
brown since the day we parted Why, why did I ever let you go
Mamma mia, now I really know
My my, I could never hold you in