They think they're special, the idiots living next door.
If they play a song, I've probably heard it before.
When they have a party, a terrible thing,
'Cause everyone hates it when they start to sing.
They're so hateful, the crowd,
When we ask, don't play it so loud!

So I say,
Spank 'em for the music, the noise they're making,
Spank 'em for the sleep we're losing.
We can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
Will there be peace?
They're up all night 'til the dawn, so are we,
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.

Bubba says he went to parties before he could walk,
Bo says he played the banjo long before he could talk.
And I've often wondered, from where did they hatch?
We all know there's nothing these weirdos can catch
Like a Budweiswer can,
They drink twelve in a one-hour span!

So I say,
Spank 'em for the music, the noise they're making,
Spank 'em for the sleep we're losing.
We can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
Will there be peace?
They're up all night 'til the dawn, so are we,
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.

I am so fed up, I bringing the cat of nine tails,
I'm gonna break it up, the late night party,
No more beer, no more noise, no more tramps!

So I say,
Spank 'em for the music, the noise they're making,
Spank 'em for the sleep we're losing.
We can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
Will there be peace?
They're up all night 'til the dawn, so are we,
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.