-> "You'll Be Blessed"
Original Song Title:
"Sos"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You'll Be Blessed"
The Lyrics
he wrote the song of youth, he never had a kid
he needs a girl to breed, not with the men he did
whatever songs he sings of this, it should be understood
you need and egg, and sperm for it to really work
so when you're singing, and your voice is ringing, "you'll be blessed"
the truth is tragic, there's no hidden magic, you'll be blessed
you're just wrong, and the gender mix can't make throngs
you're just wrong, and the only one you'll bless now is your song
you sang or rocket men, and bennie and the jets
I think you need some help, if you have new regrets
just grab a woman, pull her close, and kiss her tenderly
then wash her eggs and see fertility
so when you're singing, and your voice is ringing, "you'll be blessed"
the truth is tragic, there's no hidden magic, you'll be blessed
you're just wrong, and the gender mix can't make throngs
you're just wrong, and the only one you'll bless now is your song
so when you're singing, and your voice is ringing, "you'll be blessed"
the truth is tragic, there's no hidden magic, you'll be blessed
you're just wrong, and the gender mix can't make throngs
you're just wrong, and the only one you'll bless now is your song
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