You play all night, you sleep all day, display no skill to get you pay,
Such a cad.
And so it does so seem to me, your IQ's twenty-six point three.
That's real bad.
In your bean, if they would scan,
Cat scan shot sees an empty can.
They'd find it shouldn't work at all, when your two brain cells fight and brawl.

Dummy dummy dummy,
Mush brain numby,
Like a big black hole.
Dummy dummy dummy,
Brains were money,
You'd have no bank roll.
Duh huh? Duh-ahh,
You just can't get a clue,
You are such a little dummy,
Nothin's in your bowl.

You're like the blind that leads the blind; to understate... you've half a mind.
Dumb-ass lad.
A quarterback you cannot see a refund is not what it be,
Under-grad.
I can't believe what you don't know.
Stayed in Vegas, your brains; your dough.
You took a scorchin' in your brain and that is why you act so lame...

Numby numby numby,
Numb scull dummy,
Such a numb scull dolt.
Dummy dummy dummy,
Brains are gummy,
Runnin' on low volt.
Duh huh? Duh-ahh,
You can't think; this is true,
If your brain were made of money,
You'd be over-drew.

Monkey monkey monkey,
Grade school flunky,
Is your brain on hold?
Flunky flunky flunky,
You're so clunky,
Has your brain no folds?
It has nothing to do,
If your brain were made of money,
It would be fool's gold.

Nothin's in the hold...