Sick: unchanging whine?
Wife, accursed, is thine?
"Honey, not", will she --
-- Take off pants? "Who, me?"
If you're needy, pout, she, "No!"
"Got a headache, pound"
She will not unlace and show?
No more peeling down?
Leaves you all alone?
With her petty girlfriends, flown?
Money: mall, wants she
For a fancy spree?
Wanna do her cherry nest
But her plaint, "Kite, fly"? [1]
If your putz is due for zest,
Here's a better try:
Take a chance on sheep
(They'll pull the task for you, Buddy)
Do the dance with sheep
Sheep: no romancing
No endless talking:
"Are Ange, Brad, still together?"
Jissin' when please *you*, Dick!
Lady: lust, balking
Pet for hour to get her
Why so slow to trot?
No touch when you want her to?
Want to cream, but alone, do you?
Spritz, tragic
You want it; she leaves you bare?
Get laid; have a love affair?
Divorce stinks, you know
She'll transplant your dough
Whiff'll change your mind
Try your first ovine
Fun 'n chum: Bo Peep
Rake, implant some sheep!
Grief? Shrew? Greedy? Fret, bestow?
"Drama queen", she's crowned?
Give you tw*t, no? "Face"? -- "Go blow!" ?
No more kneeling down?
If blue ball, bemoan
Never, t**ty? Guards her throne?
Sonny, some's still cheap
Put your shvantz in sheep
"M'donna" de-ny? Rarely blessed? [P]
"Man, restraint!", crow, cry?
Life kaput? She's too repressed?
Spiffy pet glee, guy!
Take a stance on sheep
(Come on, give it a shake, will you?)
"Stake" your lance on sheep
No, you can't make her "Mom--Baby"
"Tyin' "? No worry [2]
Knowin' no regret, you
Ewe won't disconcert thee
Rubber? Don't carry
Syph' ain't "gonorr-" get you
Quite repel you, cow!
Why, I've "fist" long enough
Disgust at stings and guff
No
vagin'You, lay? You lay chaste; what crime!
Butt? I can't get you oft "inclined"
Though I pant; sweat, so
So I leave; ewe, go
If estranged, you'll find:
Calm your thirst, entwine
"Bunny" lamb: thrill spree
And entrancing? ¡Si!
Quit the pleading; vet the ho'
'Gainst the sheepish mound
Have a shot! It's apropos!
An appealing "pound"
If befall: a bone
Pin a pretty, furry
cloneYummy, bum will be
Make advance! Bon? Oui!
Though a ewe: quite hairy chest
Lay you constant-ly
Lot afoot: free pubic fest
Snake in gland, Son, see?
(Take a chance, give a glance, go and prance with sheep)
Baa baa baa baa baah, baa baa baa baa baah
Hunger: lust, wee-wee?
Slake it handsomely
"Ruminate" a Merry miss
Lady won't? Scr*w fleece!
Tasty pippin; they're the best [3]
Inexpensive piece
(May perchance, s*x, enhance: great expanse of sheep)
Baa baa baa baa baah, baa baa baa baa baah
(Willy, slimy seep?)
(Ne'er askance; flock sheep)
[repeat until you fade, then come back as often as you like]
[1] Verrry old joke:
Man is flying kite in back yard.
Kite is flailing all over the place.
Wife says, "I think you need more tail."
Man: "I wish women would make up their minds."
Wife: "Huh?"
Man: "When I told you that last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
[2] "Tyin'" -- as in, "tying the knot"
[P] Pacing Cops: The "M" in "M'donna" here is like the "p" in "pneumonia" -- it' ilent. Thank.
(Q: So why not just go with "Donna"?)
(A: For the "virginal" reference, and irony of being "blessed" with s*x.)
[3] "pippin" -- any of several delicious varieties of apple.
(Private message to Pippin: Having already lauded TT for never having seen "Sound of Music", how many more cultural-moron points does he get for never having read or seen "Lord of the Rings", and thus not having made the connection to "Peregrin" until Wiki'd just now? ... or are you the African-American lad on board the Pequod in "Moby-Dick", which TT slept through in high school?)