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Song Parodies -> "Slaughter You"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Slaughter You"
Parody Written by:
Sue Donym
The Lyrics
(Variation on a theme by Benny Andersson , Björn Ulvaeus & Stig Anderson as performed by ABBA - "Waterloo" 1974 ) (Selection From the Hannibal Lecter Musical)
{Hannibal}
"My eye , I hated you so so did you dismember!"
"I said , I promised I'd carve you up so why did you surrender?"
"Please let me introduce myself"
"Lecter . Please call me Hannibal"
{Hannibal & Chorus}
Slaughter you - Opened up your skull , and fried your brain
Slaughter you - A delicacy hard to explain
Slaughter you - Have a morsel and feel no pain
Slaughter you - Oh You know you never had a clue
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - I'll eat your face when I Slaughter You
{Victim #1}
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" -
{Victim #2}
"My eye , I tried to get away but I lost the fight"
"And then, you plucked out my eye so only have left half of my sight"
{Hannibal}
"And Now , You become my refuse"
"'Cause That's what happens when you lose."
{Hannibal & Chorus}
Slaughter you - Cut you in pieces , you little whore
Slaughter you - I ate your entrails and begged for more
Slaughter you - Couldn't escape if you wanted to
Slaughter you - You know your fate is not up to you
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - And It's about time to Slaughter You
{Hannibal}
"And Now , You become my refuse"
"'Cause That's what happens when you lose."
{Hannibal & Chorus}
Slaughter you - You can't escape if you wanted to
Slaughter you - You know your fate is not up to you
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - And Now it is time to Slaughter You
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - Yeah Now it is time to Slaughter You
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - Had a good time when I Slaughtered You
"My eye , I hated you so so did you dismember!"
"I said , I promised I'd carve you up so why did you surrender?"
"Please let me introduce myself"
"Lecter . Please call me Hannibal"
{Hannibal & Chorus}
Slaughter you - Opened up your skull , and fried your brain
Slaughter you - A delicacy hard to explain
Slaughter you - Have a morsel and feel no pain
Slaughter you - Oh You know you never had a clue
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - I'll eat your face when I Slaughter You
{Victim #1}
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" -
{Victim #2}
"My eye , I tried to get away but I lost the fight"
"And then, you plucked out my eye so only have left half of my sight"
{Hannibal}
"And Now , You become my refuse"
"'Cause That's what happens when you lose."
{Hannibal & Chorus}
Slaughter you - Cut you in pieces , you little whore
Slaughter you - I ate your entrails and begged for more
Slaughter you - Couldn't escape if you wanted to
Slaughter you - You know your fate is not up to you
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - And It's about time to Slaughter You
{Hannibal}
"And Now , You become my refuse"
"'Cause That's what happens when you lose."
{Hannibal & Chorus}
Slaughter you - You can't escape if you wanted to
Slaughter you - You know your fate is not up to you
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - And Now it is time to Slaughter You
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - Yeah Now it is time to Slaughter You
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-
Slaughter you - Had a good time when I Slaughtered You
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If you delete the first letter, "slaughter" becomes "laughter." And that's just what I was convulsed with. There hasn't been so much cheer among the living since Jack the Ripper plied his trade.
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