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Song Parodies -> "Waterboard"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Waterboard"
Parody Written by:
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
The Lyrics
I wrote this shortly after the Boston Marathon bombing in 2013. The fact that the surviving perp was captured in Watertown, MA, and that I fully expected him to be packed off to "Club Gitmo" for interrogation made the idea behind this parody irresistible. Alas, the second part didn't happen. At any rate, with President Trump's Executive Order, the perp and his deceased brother's names are back in the headlines as an example of what can go wrong with unvetted refugees, so the time is ripe to post this.
One night
In Watertown Tsarnaev did surrender!
And yes,
His brother Tamerlan met death in quite a similar way.
His chance of escape was remote:
His blood trail led straight to that boat!
Waterboard - Waiting for him at Guantanamo.
Waterboard - Trying to find if he worked with more.
Waterboard - Wish we'd do all the al Qaeda horde!
Waterboard - Best source of intel we can afford,
Woo-woo-Waterboard - Dzhokhar will face his own waterboard.
They killed
Four people and they mangled scores of others
And like
Lee Oswald their poor mom and aunts all say that they were framed!
Conspiracy theories abound--
Still will when he's long in the ground!
Waterboard - Waiting for him at Guantanamo,
Waterboard - Trying to find if he worked with more.
Waterboard - Wish we'd do all the al Qaeda horde!
Waterboard - Best source of intel we can afford,
Woo-woo-Waterboard - Dzhokhar will face his own waterboard.
At Gitmo they'll get to the truth
'bout this evil murderous youth!
Waterboard - Waiting for him at Guantanamo,
Waterboard - Trying to find if he worked with more.
Waterboard - Wish we'd do all the al Qaeda horde!
Waterboard - Best source of intel we can afford,
Woo-woo-Waterboard - Dzhokhar will face his own waterboard.
In Watertown Tsarnaev did surrender!
And yes,
His brother Tamerlan met death in quite a similar way.
His chance of escape was remote:
His blood trail led straight to that boat!
Waterboard - Waiting for him at Guantanamo.
Waterboard - Trying to find if he worked with more.
Waterboard - Wish we'd do all the al Qaeda horde!
Waterboard - Best source of intel we can afford,
Woo-woo-Waterboard - Dzhokhar will face his own waterboard.
They killed
Four people and they mangled scores of others
And like
Lee Oswald their poor mom and aunts all say that they were framed!
Conspiracy theories abound--
Still will when he's long in the ground!
Waterboard - Waiting for him at Guantanamo,
Waterboard - Trying to find if he worked with more.
Waterboard - Wish we'd do all the al Qaeda horde!
Waterboard - Best source of intel we can afford,
Woo-woo-Waterboard - Dzhokhar will face his own waterboard.
At Gitmo they'll get to the truth
'bout this evil murderous youth!
Waterboard - Waiting for him at Guantanamo,
Waterboard - Trying to find if he worked with more.
Waterboard - Wish we'd do all the al Qaeda horde!
Waterboard - Best source of intel we can afford,
Woo-woo-Waterboard - Dzhokhar will face his own waterboard.
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Did he spill his guts, Fernando?
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