Keep your stance, take a dive, fighting's just your way of life,
Bend and curl, lookin' mean, look out a ruptured spleen.

Friday night and this fight you'll throw,
Makin' yourself a bit of dough.
Won't make cover of newsweek, getting in your swings,
You come into the boxing ring.
Anybody could beat this guy,
Fight is young and the plastic's fly.
Hum a bit Rocky's music, heading for round nine,
You swing your fists as you dance,
And then you take the chance...

You like a fight that's clean, tongue in cheek, It's round seventeen,
Fighting scene, you get bounced like a trampoline.
Watch your stance, take a dive, fighting's just your way of life.
Take a whirl, make some green, beware of ruptured spleen.

You crowd pleaser, you burn one on,
Tossed and yearning, you flaunt your brawn.
Duck now and run for cover, giv'm the old one, two.
You swing your fists as you dance,
And then you take the chance...

You get a ruptured spleen, hard to treat, you turn olive green,
Ruptured spleen, you got beat, there goes your cash machine,
Take a chance, take a dive, fighting may shorten your life,
Bend and hurl, so obscene, take care that ruptured spleen.