My my, at border queue Ben Andersson was cross-questioned
Why why, did the officers doubt his intentions?
He’s waiting submerged in the queue
Now Britain has left the EU!

Border queue – born from suspicion of foreigners,
Border queue can’t separate toffs from the commoners,
Cabin crew, not getting paid while they’re in the queue,
Border queue – we shuffle along for an hour or two,
O hohoho border queue – can’t jet about like we used to do.

My my, Ben wished he’d never booked a flight to Heathrow
Oh dear, congestion so much worse than a casino
And how can he ever respect
The crackpots that we did elect?

Border queue – born from suspicion of foreigners,
Border queue can’t separate toffs from the commoners,
Border queue - wish I could leap like a kangaroo,
Border queue – we shuffle along for an hour or two,
O hohoho border queue – can’t jet about like we used to do.

He’s rapidly losing his cool,
The customs procedure seems cruel.
Border queue – shuffle along for an hour or two,
Border queue – customer service has gone askew,
Border queue – can’t jet about like we used to do.

Border queue – bring me a drink from the nearest bar,
Border queue – next time I’ll travel by Eurostar,
Border queue – further delays if I hire a car!