My Doctor told me and I cannot believe
That I’m due for another colonoscopy
That dreaded time for liquid and probes
My poor behind will suddenly lose control
Depth charges soon down below
Open the windows to increase the airflow
Cause any minute you know I may blow whoa-ohh

Colon cleaning here I go again
My, my all my time on the throne
Always peeing now will it ever end
My, my never stops I always go
Closing the door helps I’ve found
Muffles any unpleasant sounds
I, cry another fire in the hole
Colon cleaning , here I go again
My, my never stops I always go

I don’t mind the diet and fasting days before
But that liquid drink is what my stomach abhors
Flush’s you out like that old Drain-O
You want to shout oh God what sin did I take aback
For you to attack my crack
All I do is scream and pray Mamma Mia
In hopes I don’t die from explosive diarrhea whoa-ohh

Colon Cleaning here I go again
My, my all my time on the throne
Always peeing will it ever end
My, my underwear’s a combat zone
Always darting to the bathroom
Leaving behind clouds of dark fumes
I, cry another fire in the hole

Colon cleaning here I go again
My eyes can’t hold back all the tears
Constant peeing here I go again
I might as well just move in here
Always peeing here I go again
My butt, has really taken a toll
Colon cleaning here I go again
Oh crap, I need another Charmin roll

A closed door keeps the smell in
But my nose needs a clothespin
I, cry another fire in the hole
Colon cleaning, will it ever end
I, cry like Moby Dick there she blows