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Song Parodies -> "You're A Mess!!"
Original Song Title:
"S.O.S."
(MP3)Original Performer:
Abba
Parody Song Title:
"You're A Mess!!"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
There were some happy days,
We were two of a kind.
But when I looked at you, I wish that I was blind.
Whatever happened to you, luv?
"I wish I understood."
Did someone take a slice? Doesn't look as it should.
So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
You smell near, though far, you clear my sinuses.
There was something alive, but something died I fear.
I tried to sniff it out,
I really wish I could.
What happened to the suds,
those that were in the pool?
So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
(break)
So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
Bath is drawn.
Please, please use so that I ca-an fawn.
Bath is drawn,
Make the dirt so that it is really gone
We were two of a kind.
But when I looked at you, I wish that I was blind.
Whatever happened to you, luv?
"I wish I understood."
Did someone take a slice? Doesn't look as it should.
So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
You smell near, though far, you clear my sinuses.
There was something alive, but something died I fear.
I tried to sniff it out,
I really wish I could.
What happened to the suds,
those that were in the pool?
So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
(break)
So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
Bath is drawn.
Please, please use so that I ca-an fawn.
Bath is drawn,
Make the dirt so that it is really gone
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
User Comments
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Love Abba songs - Nice job Adagio.
Abba-Dabba-Doo! Three 5's for you!
Thanks :D
Nice! =)
You´re in the 555-zone alright. :-)
I am afraid to ask where the 'zone' is... :-0
Hehe, Merry, thanks! Thanks, k1chyd (zat right?) and Diva
Zat right with a Kapital K. ;-)
K1chyd...better? Thanks. :D
LOL, nice work.
Terrible rhyming (zone with on?)...jerky pacing...and the topic is so-so at best. Please don't take it personally if I don't like this song!
on rhymes with drawn.
Ingeborg - I don't think in the original that 'Zone' was suppossed to rhyme with anything so why should it here? It is 'On' an 'Drawn' that are doing the rhyming. And it seems that you are the only one that is expressing heartburn with this one. I see lots of positive comments on this parody. Why don't you just say you don't like it, vote it how you feel and be done with it? I think that would be a lot more accurate.
Thanks, Guy!! :)
Hey, this was a good one; seems like I missed it. Anyway, nice job; I vote 5-5-5.
Thanks Serafina!
Pacing and rhyming stop me from giving this a really good score. 3s
Thanks Stuart! But your vote may not have registered; there are no 3s on the "Voting Breakdown"...you may want to double-check. Thank you for the comment though!
(ABC-Y) You didn't mess around with this one, Pat. Still a good read. Restoring my previous 5 vote.
:D Thanks, Guy!
DKTOS (avoiding vicious glares from all you over-25ers) but after close reading I have concluded that THIS STINKS. Rinse off with these 5s.
The 5's make a fine bath, Luke. Thanks (I really thought you were serious at first). :D
(ABC) Let the soap opera continue...
Thanks Agri.
A real good one. Missed it the first time.
Thanks Rick!
(ABC) See above.
Well done Adagio!
Thanks Jeff. :)
(ABC) filthy and disgusting adagio - 555
Thanks Stu.
Hey, have you been talking to my wife? ;-)
Phil...:D
So if he talks dirty to you... that's like a guaranteed mouth full'a soap, huh? Thoroughly enjoyed over here, Pat. Fave bit: "You smell near, though far, you clear my sinuses".
That's my favorite line too, 2nz. Thanks.
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