Is he near those bums, where's Waldo?
You encounter Johns and Joes and others, Lauries, Mikes or Chris.
They're not lookin' quite like Waldo.
It gets numbing searching Ralphs and Sullys hunting for our star.
He's not mixed in with those bums,
Check grounds and shopping malls, once found him in a car.

He's a hoser that guy Waldo,
Your eye power gets to dimmin' bursting out capillary,
He does so evade, that Waldo,
It's so dumb don't need this strife, search for this geeky Waldo guy,
Searching every frame all day,
They call this fun but please don't make me tell you why.

He is always hiding in plain sight,
He's average height, our Waldo.
Eve-ry-one has an-o-nym-i-ty,
He's hard to see, that Waldo.
But I thought he had on tennis shoes,
I'm so upset.
Swear I'll never play this game again,
He's not my friend, old Waldo.
Swear I'll never play this game again,
He's not my friend, old Waldo.

It gets old seeking out Waldo,
I sit here years but haven't seen that geek as I had planned.
Do you see the shirt of Waldo?
Do you still recall that it is red and white and never bland?
Now I'm getting all cross-eyed.
How proud I'd be to find him once just as I'd planned.

He is always hiding in plain sight,
He's average height, our Waldo.
Eve-ry-one has an-o-nym-i-ty,
He's hard to see, that Waldo.
But I thought he had on tennis shoes,
I'm so upset.
Swear I'll never play this game again,
He's not my friend, old Waldo.
Swear I'll never play this game again,
He's not my friend, old Waldo.

He is always hiding in plain sight,
He's average height, our Waldo.
Eve-ry-one has an-o-nym-i-ty,
He's hard to see, that Waldo.
But I thought he had on tennis shoes,
I'm so upset.
Swear I'll never play this game again,
He's not my friend, old Waldo.
Swear I'll never play this game again,
He's not my friend, old Waldo.