Can you hear the scum, Bravado
I remember long ago that other night, not even pissed
In the limelight, Bravado
You were big noting yourself and saying just how good you are
I could hear the distant calls of goose and jerk and tosser coming from afar

We were zoned out now, Bravado
You were rattling off achievements until you could barely breathe
You were so well paid Bravado
You were so full of yourself and clearly unafraid to lie
Can you tell us what its like to have your head positioned where the sun don't shine

You were being such a lair that night
So full of hype, Bravado
You were bragging there for all to see
Such agony, Bravado
So you never thought that you could lose
Who would have guessed
It's unfair such a self proclaimed legend
Could have no friends, Bravado
It's unfair such a self proclaimed legend
Could have no friends, Bravado

Now we've walked away, Bravado
We really feared that wasn't beer or cider near your hand
Can you hear the scum, Bravado
Do you see it's a disgraceful sight your swanky one man band
I can tell you to your eyes
Two minutes of your guff is more than we can stand

You were being such a lair that night
So full of hype, Bravado
You were bragging there for all to see
Such agony, Bravado
So you never thought that you could lose
Who would have guessed
It's unfair such a self proclaimed legend
Could have no friends, Bravado

(Repeat chorus and fade)