-> "Crap Machine"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crap Machine"
The Lyrics
It can eat, it can sleep, shedding all over the couch
But that cat, thinks it's clean, it's one big crap machine
Friday night and the cat box reeks
Cat must go eighty times a week
Sleeps around the house all day, eatin' anything
Always new "prize" in the morning
When it's full he don't hit the tray
Go on a hunt with scoop and spray
People come to visit me, allergies and all
And it's never very cool
To trip over a "stool"
It's one big crap machine, there's no words, and then there's the peein'
Crap machine, sifting turds from that litter green
It can eat, it can sleep, shedding all over the couch
But that cat, thinks it's clean, it's one big crap machine
He's a charmer, he preens and purrs
Turn around and then s**t occurs
Looking out for another, any rug will do
I tried a diaper and pants
But he yowled, "Not a chance!"
It's one big crap machine, there's no words, and then there's the peein'
Crap machine, sifting turds from that litter green
It can eat, it can sleep, shedding all over the couch
But that cat, thinks it's clean, it's one big crap machine
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