Song Parodies -> "Oh Boar, You Gore"

Original Song Title:

"No More No More"

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"Oh Boar, You Gore"

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The Lyrics

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Blood stains the ivories of this baddy crazy ham
Best flee away right when it’s starting its ram!
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!

Boar-snout blows drillin’: dart curvy gleams
Hogreeve needed quickly or be knellin’ requeims
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!

Maul-away’s grim shock of boar is a bane
Take cover – agitate it
And believe you’ll feel pain!
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!
Baby I'm a-screamin’
Found that horn’s severe edge!

Squeal-spate, feel weight: grated your caboose
It shove ‘em then it cleave ‘em
Now they’re sure out of use!
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!

Meat-porkin’ playroom, maybe I flees…
Slipped and then it ripped Khyber (owww, no grease?)
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!
Oh boar – you gore!

See how its teeth are stinking
Browned from a life of forage
Tasty, it is thinking
Pounds my undercarriage

Weighty solid tushes you’ll discover turn you ashen
You win its displeasure and you’ll see its bold bashin’
Swine there’s a-ragin’ better never stand still…
If you don't long-range it you’ll be writin' your will
‘Cus the spine-nosed porky never gives a second chance
It advances to topic of ‘kill’

Razorback? I’m screamin’
Porcines, I disparage...

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Matthias - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment

There’s a campy B horror movie called “Pigs” about killer pigs. The bloodshed in this one reminded me of that flick

JAB - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment

A peircing parody.

Andy Primus - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Your porcine parody sounds particularly painful. LOL at Khyber/grease. I bet a few here haven't heard of that

Peregrin - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment

You got that right Andy. I had to - ahem, 'explain' it to Merry! :)

Agrimorfee - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment

^^Yeah, I'm gonna have to look that one up too, I'm afraid. DKTOS and I can't look up this tune on YouTube right now, so this reads like a sophisticated death metal rant. Which is cool.

Andy Primus - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Agri, look up "Khyber Cockney rhyming slang"

Peter Andersson - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment

And they're a menace to traffic I've learned at the ER - low to the ground means heavier impact than a long-legged moose (unless said moose lands on the car for a second impact).

Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Meat-porkin' playroom? Pounds my undercarriage? You two can really stretch the limits of my delicate sensitivities, M and P - 555

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