-> "Resurrected Man"
Original Song Title:
"Free Electric Band"
Parody Song Title:
"Resurrected Man"
The Lyrics
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His father's name was Joseph, he's a wood-workin' man
With mother Mary, had to flee, to E-gyp-tian land
They all returned to Nazareth and lived by Moses' law
The boy grew up in sanctity, and the Elders He did awe
Our happiness was paid for
When He laid His body down
For sinners He was suffering
And winning them a crown
Our future life in heaven
He talked about and planned
And He saved us all forever ---
He's the Resurrected Man!
( --- brief instrumental --- )
He went to heal with hands the hurts of ev'ry soul He'd find
And He healed the sick and raised the dead and filled with sight the blind
And that Teacher taught us values that we have to learn to keep
And He stripped the fear from many frightened sin-ners who did weep
In the Garden of Gethsemane
His tears turned soil to mud
And He cried so terrified that
His sweat ran red with blood
His infinite humility
We'll never understand
'Til He comes again in glory ---
As the Resurrected Man!
( --- brief instrumental --- )
Theologians sit and speculate
About this Man's career
A Rabbi
or
A Healer
or
A Godly Engineer
And He was led to slaughter
Like a sacri-ficial la-a-amb
He freely suffered through it ---
He's the Resurrected Man!
( --- brief instrumental --- )
The Romans sent some soldiers to keep watch over the tomb
'Til a flash of light from heaven signalled death had met its doom
(Yes!) And the Cosmic Christ awakened, and He rolled away the stone
And life infused His body's every cell and every bone
Some women came with spices
To anoint His funeral bed
But they saw a man in white who startled them, and then he said ---
"Why seeketh thee the living, where the dead sleep 'neath the sa-a-and?
For the one you seek is risen ---
He's the Resurrected Man!"
Alleluuuuuuuia, the Resurrected Man!
Risen-up-and-up was He, yes He's the Resurrected Man!
Risen-up-and-up was He, yes He's the Resurrected Man!
Risen-up-and-up was He, yes He's the Resurrected Man!
Risen-up-and-up was He, yes He's the Resurrected Man!
Risen-up-and-up was He, yes He's the Resurrected Man!
( --- continue to fade --- )
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