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Fun Music Information -> Albert Hammond
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "It Always Snows In Northeast Ohio" | "It Never Rains In Southern California" | Paul Warren |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California," | Yes it does. | Kerry |
| "Free Electric Band," | Umm... WHAT? | Susanna Viljanen |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California," | What's next? "It Never Rains in Minnesota"? | Amanda |
| "I'm A Train," | does that mean Albert has a tender behind? | Kronos |
| "I'm A Train," | A person cannot be a vehicle of any sort. | Rachel Stedman |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "99 Miles From L.A.," Albert Hammond | |
| "Sunny And 75," Joe Nichols | "It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond | |
| "How Far?," Martina McBride | "Half A Million Miles From Home," Albert Hammond | |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "99 Miles From L.A.," Albert Hammond | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Free Electric Ban" originally "The Free Electric Band"
Yvette Bristle
"The Fee Electric Band" originally "The Free Electric Band"
Yvette Bristle
"Half A Million Mils From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
That's only 500 inches!
Monica Harpootlian
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"These Are The Good Sold Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"These Are The Good Bold Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"These Are The Good Gold Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"These Are The Good Mold Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"These Are The Good Told Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"These Ate The Good Old Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"These Are The Good Old Cays" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"Those Are The Good Old Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"There Are The Good Old Days" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
"These Are The Good Old Ways" originally "These Are The Good Old Days"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "It Never Rains in Southern California" | "This Jester Reigns and Governs California" | Randy Hearn |
| "It Never Rains in Southern California" | "It Never Rains in Sunny California" | John A. Barry |
| "Down By the River" | "Down By the Bodom (Tribute to Children of Bodom)" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Free Electric Plan" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Bass in Four Girl Band" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California" | "I Am An Avid Video Game Maniac" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
| "The Free Electric Band" | "Pre-election Plan" | Merry & Pippin |
| "It Never Rains in Southern California" | "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Resurrected Man" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Free Cruising Plan (The Oceanic Voyaging Song)" | Susanna Viljanen |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I'm A Train | Mental Institution | Mark |
| Air Disaster | Flight Reservations Desk | FussBudget |
| Air Disaster | Airline Reservation Service | FussBudgetVanPelt |
| It Never Rains In Southern California | California Drought Hotline | JesusGeek |
| Half A Million Miles From Home | Roadside Breakdown Assistance | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| It Never Rains In Southern California Albert Hammond | It's Raining Men The Weather Girls | It's Never Raining Men In Southern California | Sheila Evans |
| It Never Rains In Southern California Albert Hammond | I Wish It Would Rain The Temptations | I Wish It Woud Never Rain In Southern California! We're sick of those landslides! | Paul Warren |
| The Free Electric Band Albert Hammond | Band On The Run Paul McCartney And Wings | The Free Electric Band On The Run | CJE |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Richard Hammond
Richard Marx combined with Albert Hammond
Top Gear's "Hamster" gets a recording contract.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Misheard Lyrics:
"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics: But it's all metaphor
Original Lyrics: It pours, man, it pours
| "It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics: It never rains in southern California, But when it rains, menopause.
Original Lyrics: It never rains in southern California, But when it rains, man, it pours.
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"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics: Of all those butts don't know which one to take
Original Lyrics: Had offers but don't know which one to take
| "It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics: But boy, do they know ya
Original Lyrics: But boy, do they warn ya
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics: It never rains in southern California, But when it rains, menopause.
Original Lyrics: It never rains in southern California, But when it rains, man, it pours.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Timi Zhuo I puzzled for a long time what the lyrics were saying. I finally told my husband what I heard--MENOPAUSE. He laughed and told me the real lyrics, and since then he tells EVERYONE what I heard. Of Course, the fact that I was in my 50's made everyone laugh even more. Freudian hearing? |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Better Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Phoenix, Arizona
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in Arizona
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours
Man, it pours
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in Arizona
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours
Man, it pours
Original Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in southern California
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours
Man, it pours
(NOTE: This is a reference to the recent NASCAR race in Arizona, which was delayed and shortened by rain, which is unusual for Arizona.)
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours
Man, it pours
(NOTE: This is a reference to the recent NASCAR race in Arizona, which was delayed and shortened by rain, which is unusual for Arizona.)
Submitted by: crazydon
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: It never rains in california
But girl, don't they warn ya Why They're Misrhymed: It ain't the worst rhyme I've ever heard, but then, nothing really rhymes with California, does it? In spite of this 'cheater rhyme', it's my favorite pop song of all time!...
Submitted by: jukebox dave
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Song Title Space Change:
"I'm At Rain" originally "I'm A Train"
Rain as an event to attend?
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
Band Name Anagrams:
Marble And Moth Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Bold Ram Anthem Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Modern Lamb Hat Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Let Norm Dab Ham Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Mother And Lamb Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Am In Tar" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Air It, Man" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Martini" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Train Ma" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Mat In Air" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"It never rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics: Seems it never rains in Southern California
Why: Well, it does rain in the state of California!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Song Title Acrostics:
AD: "Air Disaster"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
The Lyrics: Seems it never rains in Southern California, Seems I've often heard that talk before.
It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya, it pours, man it pours. Why: This whole song is a story about a guy who thinks the grass is greener on the other side, but he thought wrong.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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