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Song Parodies -> "Cremated"

Original Song Title:

"Elected"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Cremated"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Wonga = money
I'm a passed-on piece o’ meat: died of pox
I’m gonna be cremated
No manky rotten body in a lead-lined box
I’m gonna be cremated
My kids want the wonga, they don’t wanna wait
I’m gonna be cremated
The wife done a jig when she heard o’ my fate
I’m gonna be cremated
Cremated…cremated, yeah…cremated, yeah …cremated

I never liked marriage: she’s always been cruel
I’m gonna be cremated
I had to get a whore who would milk my old tool
I’m gonna be cremated
Cremated…cremated…I’m a goner…I’m gonna be cremated
But I’m a devious son of a bitch, an’ a poisoner

I planted cyanide; she’ll be takin’ at noon
That’s when she’s medicated
Her an’ me together, burnin’ soon
We’re gonna be cremated…cremated…cremated
Cremated; probated; kids elated…we’re gonna be cremated

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Peregrin - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Andy! Goodness, i hope this is a work of fiction and not speaking from experience! I particularly liked "The wife done a jig when she heard o’ my fate". Nice girl :) I also chuckled at the kids wanting the wonga, not familiar with the term, but it is self-evident.
Leough - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah, I think I'll opt for cremation, too. That would leave nothing left to burn when I get to where I'm headed. Nice dark twist at the end!
TJC - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Sweeny Todd the Bieber! Always love a cool creepy convolution.
Timmy1000 - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice choice on OS for this subject
Meriadoc - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
When I first saw the title I was picturing a different tune for this - that sappy "Reunited" song. But the choice of Alice makes it a hotter parody.

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