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Song Parodies -> "We Went to the Big Beach On Our Asses One Day"

Original Song Title:

"Horse With No Name"

Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"We Went to the Big Beach On Our Asses One Day"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the drugs
There was weed and pot and ganja and things
There were hydroponic bays
The first thing I met was a wasp with a sting
And the sky was clabbered up
The cold was cold and the ground was wet
But my butt was in a sling

[Chorus]
We went through the big beach on our asses one day
It felt good to be left in the rain
On the big beach you can’t remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one there for to give you no name
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la

[Verse 2]
After two days on the cloudy beach
My dick began to turn red
After three days in the filtered sun
I was looking at a river he said
And the story he told of a river that flowed
Made me happy to think it was dead

[Chorus]
You see we went through the big beach on our asses one day
It felt good to be left in the rain
On the big beach you can’t remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one there for to give you no name
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
After nine days I let the ass run free
'Cause the beach had turned to sea
There was weed and pot and ganja and things
There were hydroponic bays
The beach is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise so lush
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans forget to flush

[Chorus]
You see we went through the big beach on our asses one day
It felt good to be left in the rain
On the big beach you can’t remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one there for to give you no name

La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
La, la, la lala la la la, la, la
The original song was a major-league earworm; my parodying of it is my way of "baypack", hahaha!!! ;-)

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