Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Has She Been To The Vet?"
Original Song Title:
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Parody Song Title:
"Has She Been To The Vet?"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Based on a true story. The dog next door is a Pit Bull that bit me through the property fence several months ago. The dog is a pure Pit Bull (bully/coward). She reached through a loose board and bit me on my knee as I turned from the fence moving back toward my house. It has been said to never look into a dog's eyes that you are not friends with. I not only stare into her eyes but I move my glasses several inches from my eyes in order to make my eyes look 6 times their size. It really freaks the beast out. One day recently I was fixing another opening in the fence and she lunged out of nowhere. Bad mistake on her part. I had a hammer in my hand and it came down even on her nose and the board I was nailing into place. When she sees me with a hammer now she books. The animal's name is Sweetie Pie. Read the parody and you'll see what I call her. I have three Border Collies who I believe will make short work of that mutt if she ever gets through the fence into their yard.
Next door's this devil Pit man,
She bit my leg one day.
I should of seen it comin' at me.
But sneaky is her way.
It might that any luck is good luckin',
But then she took me with one bit, grrr,
Oo-oo, She turned and showed me her big brown eye,
I said...
Has she been to the vet?
M-M-M-Maybe she just ain't been to there yet,
I got something that I'm never gonna forget
M-M-M-Maybe, you just best tie up your pet.
So now I'll never let her,
Another bite transfer.
They named that Pit Bull Sweetie,
I call her Lucy Fur.
I say that not any luck is good luck,
So they took her to the vet, yes, they took her to the vet,
Oo, Now she looks at me with much dispise,
I said...
So you've been to the vet,
M-M-M-Maybe, You're just plain meaner yet.
Know something, know something that I'm n-n-never gonna get bit,
M-M-M-Maybe, You are gonna get your noggin' split.
You need terminated.
[break]
Any pug's a good pug,
But you just can't trust a pit, no, you just can't trust a pit.
So when, so when, so when you book from me with that one brown eye,
You're dead...
You won't need see the vet,
Baby, you just won't be breathin' yet,
Got something, got something,
Got something, HA-HA, you're really gonna regret,
B-B-B-Baby You just won't see nu-nu-nu-nothin', bet.
'Cause you won't be around.
You ain't gonna need no vet.
I know you ain't gonna need no vet!
I know you ain't gonna need no vet!
Baby, Baby, Baby
You ain't gonna need no vet.
(Fade out to death throws)
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
lucy fur.....lmao.....great parody...i howled
Yes! Ban the breed.
Good job on the parody and I am sorry you had to go through all that with the dog.
Yesterday that beast managed to get under the fence - she is lucky that I was not home at the time. My three Border Collies were in their backyard and my wife spotted that beast out there. My three were examining her "brown eye" and vice versa. I guess that is dog speak for some kind of hand shake. Anyway my wife called our three back into the house and Lucy made her way back to her side but took exception again when I plugged up the hole. She saw the hammer and booked as I saw the "Brown Eye" fade into the sunset as she ran around the other side of her peoples` house.
Either she figured she was outnumbered or just has it in for me. Anyway this true fact.
Alvin - glad I made you laugh and I'm with John - ban the breed. Thanks you two for the comments and votes and thank you non commenter who left a vote.
Either she figured she was outnumbered or just has it in for me. Anyway this true fact.
Alvin - glad I made you laugh and I'm with John - ban the breed. Thanks you two for the comments and votes and thank you non commenter who left a vote.
Tops in dry humor..definitely not all vet
Thanks Tim - I must have been typing my last comment the same time you were. Explains the vote and perceived no comment on my part. The dog is no problem as long as I don't turn my back on her when I am in reach of those jaws. She is really a coward. AFW - Yeah it is humorous especially when I freak the thing out. Thanks.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive38.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1538
