-> "You Ain't Seen The Worst Yet"
Original Song Title:
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Ain't Seen The Worst Yet"
The Lyrics
We've lived through twenty-twenty;
Some say it's been the worst.
They hope that we'll do plenty better
In the twenty-twenty-first.
You'll find that all their hopes are fools' wishes
As we head for a reset... (Oh! Hell! No!)
...A hard slug right between your eyes.
I say:
You ain't seen the worst yet!
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen the—the—the—the worst yet!
This year's one you're gonna wish you could forget!
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen the—the—the—the worst yet!
(The worst yet! You ain't seen jack squat!
That's what I'm sayin'!)
Don't say that you've hit bottom;
Don't ask what could be worse:
Those false hopes, when you've got 'em,
Only bring to you a curse.
If you go tempting fate, it hits hard:
Black and blue is all you'll get; yes, hard knocks are what you'll get!
They'll break your bones and teeth and black both your eyes!
I say:
You ain't seen the worst yet!
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen the—the—the—the worst yet!
Here's one year— Here's one year you're gonna wanna ffforget, baby!
You know— You know— You know, you just ain't seen the worst yet!
(You got hard knocks comin'! You gonna be schooled!)
All your hopes are fools' wishes;
Better pay off all your debts; soon, this whole planet resets,
And then—and then—and then—probably—civilization dies!
I say:
You ain't seen the worst yet!
B-Baby, you just ain't seen the—the—the—the worst yet!
Here's one year— Here's one year— Here's one year you'll wish you could forget, baby!
Baby, baby, baby, you just ain't seen the—the—the—the worst yet!
(We're runnin' aground!)
You ain't seen the worst yet!
(That's what I'm saying:
We're all up for a severe beating; gettin' schooled!)
You know you ain't seen the worst yet!
You know you ain't seen the worst yet! (Oh! Hell! No!)
(You got a good chance of losing your home;
Better pay up!
Eviction's comin'!)
You still ain't seen the worst yet!
(And you deserve it, you parasites!)
(Woo woo woo woo hoo!) You still ain't seen the worst yet!
You ain't seen the worst yet!
(No, no, no, no, no, no...)
You ain't seen the worst yet!
(Don't ask— Don't ask— Don't ask
How things could possibly get any worse,
'Cause you'll find out...)
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