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Song Parodies -> "Blame the Elves"
Original Song Title:
"The Rose"
Original Performer:
Bette Midler
Parody Song Title:
"Blame the Elves"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
This was going to be on the Elves Gone Wild! CD, but our Bette Midler soundalike disappeared. I'm serious.
Some say elves
Shack up with cobblers
Build shoes
All freaking night
Some say elves
They work for Keebler
Hug trees
And bake Fudge Stripes
Some say elves
Live in the movies
In Riv
-endell or Oz
I say elves
They're at the North Pole
Enslaved
By Santa Claus
*
It's the elves
Who cover for us
Real naughty
Girls and boys
It's the elves
Who drive the short bus
For all us
Misfit Toys
Elves give San
-ta all the glory
While THEY
Do all the work
Plus they clean
The lavatory
When rein
-deer go berserk
*
When the stores
Are overcrowded
And you wait
Too long to shop
So you're forced
To go without it
'Cause the crap is
Out of stock
Just remember
Christmas morning
Don't take all
The grief yourselves
Give them socks
Or K-Mart gift cards
When they scream
Just blame
The elves
Shack up with cobblers
Build shoes
All freaking night
Some say elves
They work for Keebler
Hug trees
And bake Fudge Stripes
Some say elves
Live in the movies
In Riv
-endell or Oz
I say elves
They're at the North Pole
Enslaved
By Santa Claus
*
It's the elves
Who cover for us
Real naughty
Girls and boys
It's the elves
Who drive the short bus
For all us
Misfit Toys
Elves give San
-ta all the glory
While THEY
Do all the work
Plus they clean
The lavatory
When rein
-deer go berserk
*
When the stores
Are overcrowded
And you wait
Too long to shop
So you're forced
To go without it
'Cause the crap is
Out of stock
Just remember
Christmas morning
Don't take all
The grief yourselves
Give them socks
Or K-Mart gift cards
When they scream
Just blame
The elves
' 2003+ Elf-Abuse
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this is magically delicious
5s for scape-elves.
Everyone knows that the Lucky Charms Leprechaun says "Magically Delicous." And Leprechauns aren't the same as elves. Duh.
LOL!!!!!!!! I love it! 555!
I'll second that LOL!
Excellent wording and imagery. Another wonderful parody. 5's
Yeah...I was going to hop all over you, sure that you'd fail to make reference to the Rivendell Ruffians...but since you did...I'll 5 this...
Excellent...Elves Gone Wild 2?
You've raised my elf-awareness. :) Nice job!
there aint no elves in Oz - I live here - I woulda seen 'em - loved the way it tailed off to a single note Spaff - 555 (that's the trouble with those Bette Midler soundalikes - they just go missing)
This is terrific!
Now then. Thanx, Miller of Royce & Johnglebarry (scape-elves???) & Jackie & Sister Kicksass & Tim Maynotfield & Jeffaroo (yeah maybe) & M-elf-hi & Stuartiste & Lee OJ.
Kiri: Everyone knows that there is no "nw" (or any other) consonant combination in Maori. And that Royce says "delicious," not "delicous" (the latter being pronounced "duh-lick-us" and unsaid in polite company).
Sister Evenstar: Does that mean you're NOT going to hop all over me? How disappointing.
Kiri: Everyone knows that there is no "nw" (or any other) consonant combination in Maori. And that Royce says "delicious," not "delicous" (the latter being pronounced "duh-lick-us" and unsaid in polite company).
Sister Evenstar: Does that mean you're NOT going to hop all over me? How disappointing.
Ever seen Napoleon Dynamite? LOL rmember the HAPPY HANDS when they did the signing to this OS? LOL I couldnt reread this parody the otherday without thinking of it
Ha. If this parody ever gets recorded, maybe there's a Happy Hands Club out there who would sign to it.
Thatd just be plain HILARIOUS
LOL your Tiger Woods parody,which is also awesome, goes here LOL
As performed by Moneyshot Cosmonauts:
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/blame_the_elves.html
Thanks for catching that bad link, Jackie. I fixed it.
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/blame_the_elves.html
Thanks for catching that bad link, Jackie. I fixed it.
Great recording!
To the Staff at SPAFF: . . this is so funny ! rather an insane look at the trials & tribulations of being an Elf !
Thanks, Local Celebrity!
Ho, HO!
Merry Christmas Eve!
Ho, HO!
Merry Christmas Eve!
Im gettin my Elves Gone Wild on as I type this BTW
Hey Local Celebrity: That's a new show on E!: "Elves Gone Wild On."
LOLOL thatd be awesome!
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