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Song Parodies -> "Iron Man"
Original Song Title:
"Iron Man"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"Iron Man"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
No prizes for guessing what I was doing when I wrote this one ;-)
- - - I AM IRON MAN - - -
Frequently ignored
Stands before the ironing board
Iron in his hand
Pressing clothes at her command
Is he in a dream
As the iron fires out steam
Neverending clothes
Ironed pile grows and grows
All he wants to see
Something good on the TV
It would pass the time
CSI for prime-time crime
Nobody helps him
He just irons alone
Playing with lyrics
Words to a Sabbath song
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to drink beer
Now's the time for fun
Parody is almost done
Nobody helps him
He writes lyrics alone
Dial-up connection
Now he's posting his song
Amiright transfixed
Twenty-thousand mousey clicks
Voting everyone
Iron Man at number one!
Frequently ignored
Stands before the ironing board
Iron in his hand
Pressing clothes at her command
Is he in a dream
As the iron fires out steam
Neverending clothes
Ironed pile grows and grows
All he wants to see
Something good on the TV
It would pass the time
CSI for prime-time crime
Nobody helps him
He just irons alone
Playing with lyrics
Words to a Sabbath song
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to drink beer
Now's the time for fun
Parody is almost done
Nobody helps him
He writes lyrics alone
Dial-up connection
Now he's posting his song
Amiright transfixed
Twenty-thousand mousey clicks
Voting everyone
Iron Man at number one!
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let me guess...you were baking a cake when you wrote this?
Never touch the contraption. The wife sends it all to the cleaners.
Well, I was sitting at a computer when I typed it up... but it was nearly all written by the ironing board: I quite like ironing, it gives a useful occupation to the hands while letting the mind roam free. Quite a few of my parodies have been written while ironing.
Want to do my ironing? I'm being thoughtful, it will give you more parodies. :D That was a good read!
This is the 2nd best parody I've read on this site so far.
Ah... thank you, Good question: seems you've been trawling the Sabbath parodies - did you spot this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/blacksabbath5.shtml?
Shoulda got more votes... This is quite a good song... here's three 5s from me.... 30 more it's #1
Cheers, mac - do you think there are enough people who remember Black Sabbath still compos mentis enough to vote?
I loved it, Phil my man. 5s all around!
the best song ever three 5s from me
three 5s all the way i feel like that every day
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