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Song Parodies -> "Crook Always Stealing"
Original Song Title:
"Hooked On A Feeling"
Original Performer:
Blue Swede
Parody Song Title:
"Crook Always Stealing"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Stump can’t stop his stealing
Has no integrity
His peeps just don't realize
It is so extreme
He controls them
For his lies they bite
With all his crimes
They still think he’s right
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets by with deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
Doesn’t lead like Gandhi
Has a perverted mind
For theft he is handy
On the border he whines
That runt bugs all good girls
His peeps do need a cure
Watch him play the victim
On his Big Lie tour
Should wear crook gloves
When he’s on the phone
Searching for votes
Yeah, where there are none
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets high on deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
Should wear crook gloves
When he’s on the stage
At a rally
Trying to stir up rage
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets by by deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets high on deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Stump can’t stop his stealing
Has no integrity
His peeps just don't realize
It is so extreme
He controls them
For his lies they bite
With all his crimes
They still think he’s right
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets by with deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
Doesn’t lead like Gandhi
Has a perverted mind
For theft he is handy
On the border he whines
That runt bugs all good girls
His peeps do need a cure
Watch him play the victim
On his Big Lie tour
Should wear crook gloves
When he’s on the phone
Searching for votes
Yeah, where there are none
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets high on deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
Should wear crook gloves
When he’s on the stage
At a rally
Trying to stir up rage
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets by by deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
45 is a crook always stealing
Gets high on deceiving
Is only loved by creeps
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Besides stealing is okay when we did it!
my built-in lie detector tells me that wasn't a comment by the real eeL
Of course not; E.D. never willingly tells the truth about anything if it can possibly be avoided.
I can't stand the Blue Swede version. Finally, someone did something good with it.
Have to like that that band had Blue in its name at least.
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