People think I'm strange, cause I read spam Email
Check it without fail,
Every day
Offers to protect my house from hail
Help to save the whale,
Others say
But, Oh boy, last tuesday, got a good one..
And what I read sure gave my heart a glow
Said fifty bucks
For enhancement deluxe
Arrived in 'bout a week or so
Sittin' here now, just
Watchin' Willie Grow

Added the charges to my Visa bill
Gotta' take a pill
Twice a day
Checkin' out chicks from my window sill
Pretty soon they will
Come my way
I'll be right up there with old Long Dong Silver
Jimmy Caan, and Milton Berle, Bob Dole..
So mega proud
To be well endowed,
That I just might put on a show..
Time for a measure,
Watchin' Willie Grow

The whole kit came in a fancy case
It's here some place
By my side
There's a pic of a babe, wearin' peeky lace
With some big stud ace
Showin' pride
Includes special glasses for the gal to wear
When we're almost there,
I take 'em everywhere I go
Sez, the ladies will be lined up in a row..
Wow! I can't wait
Watchin' Willie Grow
Just can't wait,
Watchin' Willie Grow
(Wait a minute! !...These are magnifying glasses?????)