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Song Parodies -> "Peeled at a Bris"
Original Song Title:
"Sealed with a Kiss"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Vinton
Parody Song Title:
"Peeled at a Bris"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Just a snippet.....
It's located near my thigh, such a bummer
Hoping the scalpel won't miss
It's just 'unneeded stuff' - Rabbi says it is better
Peeled at a Bris
Guess it's gonna lose the fold and be numb-er
Should I wail 'amen' to this?
Please spread on aloe creams, and it may feel better
Peeled at a Bris
Recast now like a helmet
To pare that foreskin's unfair
My fun anteater-shaped pole's through
They bobbed it - it's been laid bare!
Make the honeys more inclined for a hummer?
Sure be more fun to kiss
Oh with that sharpened edge, a day to remember
They peeled it at a Bris
(cutting violins)
"Benefits are many-fold" told my Mama
"More hygiene and cleanliness"
Comes then to push and shove, will my lays all be better?
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
Hoping the scalpel won't miss
It's just 'unneeded stuff' - Rabbi says it is better
Peeled at a Bris
Guess it's gonna lose the fold and be numb-er
Should I wail 'amen' to this?
Please spread on aloe creams, and it may feel better
Peeled at a Bris
Recast now like a helmet
To pare that foreskin's unfair
My fun anteater-shaped pole's through
They bobbed it - it's been laid bare!
Make the honeys more inclined for a hummer?
Sure be more fun to kiss
Oh with that sharpened edge, a day to remember
They peeled it at a Bris
(cutting violins)
"Benefits are many-fold" told my Mama
"More hygiene and cleanliness"
Comes then to push and shove, will my lays all be better?
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
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Mazel tov !
ouch now....very funny concept...5s
Cutting edge.
Now that's what I'm talking about. A Bris, a moyel, and cinnamon babka. How gross and disgusting. 5-5-5
Such a big deal over such a small thing! ;-) Great job!
Ha! "Make the honeys more inclined..." -- that's reason enough right there
Now I know where the idea for "The First Cut Is The Deepest" came from. Ooohhhh!!! 6's become 5's under this knife...
CUTE..DAMN CUTE.
'One Slip' by Pink Floyd comes to mind......even *I* crossed my legs reading this one ! Brilliant !
oi-vey you two.. brilliant though I'm glad I'm not jewish.. keeps it a little warmer in the windy days when you have a kilt on..
*wince* Loved this one, though I'm a brutha who's in tha hood. DKTOS so I'll look it up before voting.
Let me give you 555, and I'll let you keep the tip!
Ahhh... so that's what "snips" are in "snips and snails and puppy dog tails"!!! :D Nice work! (SOTM)
(May SOTM) See above.
(May SOTM) Oh the irony, but I consider this one 'too short' . (You still get 5s)
Bobby Vinton did this? Yuck. I know the Brian Hyland version, which can't be much better. Anyhoo, I'm Jewish-recessive so I didn't know what a bris is - so I thought this was going to be about a drunk relative stripping at a bar mitzvah or something. Now I get it. Ouch. Great job - loved the hummer line.
(MAY SOTM) Good one...hehe!
Excellent parody - good job with "summer" rhyming.
Have I mentioned lately that you two hobbits create some of the best sound-alike rhymes on the site. Great work throughout. Fave line was definitely "Benefits are many-fold".
Thanks everyone, and 2nz for your kind comment
Inspiring!
How did I miss this classic? Driven away from it by repressed memory, I suppose.
You really gave that sappy old song an edge.
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