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Song Parodies -> "Wokkin' a Heavy Boar"
Original Song Title:
"Kockin' on Heaven's Door"
Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Wokkin' a Heavy Boar"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Mama, it's a badger that I see
Stewin' in the Thermador.
The burner sparks, and from my parked Chevy.
I pull the pig through the big Chevy's door.
Walk, walk, walk from the Chevy's door;
Hog, hog, hog heft through heavy door;
Walk, walk, walk to the Thermador;
Wok, wok, wokkin' a heavy boar.
Mama, with my gun I shot down
Huge hog. . .dropped on the forest floor--
Mammoth mound on ground, many pounds.
I squeal as I slog with this heavy boar.
Jogged hog-hobbled to Chey's door;
Plopped shot hog on the Chevy's floor.
Wok, wok, wokking a heavy boar;
Shot-hot gobblin'; grog--hefty pour.
Stewin' in the Thermador.
The burner sparks, and from my parked Chevy.
I pull the pig through the big Chevy's door.
Walk, walk, walk from the Chevy's door;
Hog, hog, hog heft through heavy door;
Walk, walk, walk to the Thermador;
Wok, wok, wokkin' a heavy boar.
Mama, with my gun I shot down
Huge hog. . .dropped on the forest floor--
Mammoth mound on ground, many pounds.
I squeal as I slog with this heavy boar.
Jogged hog-hobbled to Chey's door;
Plopped shot hog on the Chevy's floor.
Wok, wok, wokking a heavy boar;
Shot-hot gobblin'; grog--hefty pour.
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Last line should be "Shot-hog gobblin'. . . ."
The title alone conjures up a very funny image, and the read does not let the reader down...very descriptive
I cant decide whats funnier,the title, parody,or the typo in the OS name LOL, 5s
nice job on an OS that doesn't give one much to work with
What alvin and Jack said. Imaginative switch on inane OS.
Thanks, AFW, Jack (typo day for me), Alvin, Tommy.
The Thermador part somehow made me think of the word "matador". Good stuff... 5-5-5
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