-> "Married Gays"
Original Song Title:
"Turn the Page"
Parody Song Title:
"Married Gays"
The Lyrics
Under a big and lonesome lighthouse just outside Cape Cod
You can watch the gays and lesbians break the will of God,
A woman can get married to a girl she met the night before.
The Repubs are getting angry, the way they always do
When the Constitution doesn't say just what they want it to,
They want a new Amendment, they won't rest until they get it, too.
But here I am, I believe in freedom.
I don't think that might makes right
Our Founding Fathers, they were right again.
Don't tamper with the Bill of Rights!
They walk into a restaraunt just beside the road,
And they feel the eyes upon them, people starin' cold.
They pretend it doesn't bother them, but them just want to explode.
You know people are gonna talk, there's so much prejudice,
Our economy is crumbling, the snobs could not care less.
But though they are outnumbered, they've got the guts to take a stand.
And here I am, I believe in freedom.
I don't think that might makes right.
Our Founding Fathers, they were right again.
Don't tamper with the Bill of Rights!
Now they're in the spotlight from two thousand miles away,
The crooks who run for President, even they must have their say,
And the lies pour from their big mouths, they've no clue what it's like, if you're gay.
Later in the evening, as they lie awake in bed,
Echos of the protests ringing in their heads,
As they drink their their last Budweiser, may they remember what I said:
Here I am, I believe in freedom.
I don't think that might makes right.
Our Founding Fathers, they were right again.
Don't tamper with the Bill of Rights!
Here I am, I believe in freedom.
I don't think that might makes right.
Our Founding Fathers, they were right again.
Don't tamper with the Bill of Rights!
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